The ice bucket challenge was going on well until one Panadol Wabasajja decided to do it in this vomit inducing video.
You see, the Bible says that we are all fearfully and wonderfully made. Not one for sacrilege but I want to believe Panadol was fearfully made. I will not say wonderful because it is a sin to lie.
Once you get over the fact that some parent somewhere named their kid Panadol, then you realise that is the least of your worries. This video is not trash, no, Blaqy and Risper Faith’s “Money Maker is trash. This video is 50 shades beyond worthless.
Two things happen when you watch Panadol in action; you get a headache and your name is struck off the list in heaven. It looks like something ISIS will use once they run out of people to behead.
I have never seen a girl remove her underwear and I had a gag reflex. Even PornHub will not allow this video.
If you can, do not watch this video. I envy the millions of people who are going through life with their minds unpolluted by this dumb, vile and mind numbing video. People who will never know their names are still in the book of life.
Those people will never look at water flowing down their bodies and they think of Panadol Wabasajja. They will not cry themselves to sleep or wake up in the morning asking God for forgiveness. That is why we will not show you the video, if you really want to kill your brain cells, you have to go find the video on your own. We also have standards you know!
We need president Kaguta Museveni to issue an official apology because this video, this artiste will do more harm for the stability of the East African Community than Migingo.
We survived Migingo, we survived people stealing Museveni’s cows, we survived finding the missing presidential BMW in Uganda but I am afraid we will not survive Panadol Wabasajja.
The video is shot in some dingy bathroom, you know, the ones you find in slums and she still managed to make it look cheap. You can smell the stink through the video, it is a “fish market” when she finally removes her under garment and starts convulsing because I will not call whatever she is doing twerking.
I will never unsee what I saw but the two questions I had after watching the video were; is she a prostitute? Is she a member of Al Shabaab’s digital terrorism unit? We need answers.